telernarketing:

talking to someone and they go offline straight away

image

(via unfollovving)


troylerisinyou:

i guess you learn something new every day

(via coluring)


clitorito:

The last one

(Source: pleatedjeans, via unfollovving)


autumn-fhtagn:

If you don’t think different shapes of pasta taste differently you can fuck off

(Source: marxvx, via d0nn0)


bio-digital-jazz:

ragingbitchfest:

stylinfcuk:

laughing so hard because this is so accurate

We used AIM but same thing.

Yep. AIM was the shit.

(via thepigwholived)


mcsofty:

i should really stop developing crushes on people i can’t touch

(Source: nothomo, via pizza)


dimma-dont:

when someone tries to be nice and accidently does something really wrong but you dont want to hurt their feelings

image

(via unfollovving)


(Source: friends-gif, via fuckyeahmatteney)


bagellie:

benefits of being friends with me

  • shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
  • shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them

(via unfollovving)


(Source: ufocottoncandy, via ugly2005)


queefsmyname:

Do you ever just sit in a room and think “Ok so im like the 4th least ugly person in this room I’m doing good so far”

(Source: soupsmyname, via whydidithavetobeteenwolf)


armin-swaglert:

SOMEONE FUCKING MADE A SAND SCULPTURE OF THE CREEPY HAPPY MEAL

armin-swaglert:

SOMEONE FUCKING MADE A SAND SCULPTURE OF THE CREEPY HAPPY MEAL

(via sarcastic-snowflake)


shattyice:

chimchimchurro-o:

battleroyalewith-cheese:

Why don’t dogs get to see the world too?

This dog is literally smiling.

Oh my god

(Source: corgis-everywhere, via ugly2005)