blessthebutt:

my favorite flavor of cake is more

(Source: asscop, via fake-mermaid)


*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?

(Source: possiblypensive, via d0nn0)


sadstagram:

which is messier my life or my hair

(Source: alterlos, via sarcastic-snowflake)


beyoncescock:

"whats your sexuality?" "money"

(via tipslip)


(Source: INFAMOUSGOD, via clestroying)


elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

elsarendelle:

IVE BEEN LAUGHING AT THIS FOR ABOUT 10 YEARS

(Source: vausexual, via tipslip)


WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it

sorelatable:

hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so

(via diet-tampon)


wonderingaboutfandoms:

letyourjourneystart:

According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.

image

(via d0nn0)


(Source: pokec0re, via preys)


prettying:

They say attitudes are cheap. So, here’s a dollar honey, buy yourself a new one.

(via distraction)


kenerics:

who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti

(Source: hippopotalust, via majestic-diglett)


automatically:

if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.

(via theperksofbeinguglyasfuck)