*gets down on one knee* will you please give me the wifi password?
hate when i lose something and my parents says “well i guess u didnt care about it enough” like you’ve lost me in a grocery store before so
According to chemistry, alcohol IS a solution.
They say attitudes are cheap. So, here’s a dollar honey, buy yourself a new one.
who the fuck is snapchatting in the serenghetti
if you want a nice body, go get it. if you want to become a lawyer, study your ass off. if you want nice hair, pick a style and get it done. stop being afraid and motivate yourself. find yourself. find your happiness, because it’s out there waiting for you.